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Dating Do's and Dont's -The run down

Postby Canadian Jayne » Wed Jan 09, 2019 3:02 am

I know,
for me its been a long time
Since I've dated
so ya kinda get out
Of the loop.
Someday I may go out again after
All the legal stuff is done
But for now

Jim's back on the grid and wow
What a great first date
Not sure sny other guy can top
That one
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Re: Dating Do's and Dont's -The run down

Postby Canadian Jayne » Wed Jan 09, 2019 3:04 am

So anyone have any tips
For first time daters
I think being friends
Is really important
And maybe some
Mutual interests
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Re: Dating Do's and Dont's -The run down

Postby Canadian Jayne » Sat Feb 02, 2019 6:16 pm

Interesting
About 699 oeople are interested in dating
But few in religion
No one wants to volunteer any dating tips
But some want to know
Best date I have seen was
Walking in a beautiful conservation area
There on a blanket in a park like setting
Near a waterfall, swinging bridge and
Babbling brook two oeople sat with a
Picnic lunch wine bottle and close conversation
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Re: Dating Do's and Dont's -The run down

Postby Canadian Jayne » Thu Feb 07, 2019 4:53 pm

On the radio
They say people are doing
Refrigerator Dating
U send a picture of whats in
Your fridge and they say that
Tells u if u are compatible
When it comes to food
An interesting idea
I have a sensitivity to shell food
So when my spouse ate shrimp
Id get sick. I think he forgot or
Maybe not!
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Re: Dating Do's and Dont's -The run down

Postby Canadian Jayne » Sat Feb 09, 2019 8:22 pm

At College we had
Computer dating
It was interesting
Has anyone
Tried speed dating
4 minutes of getting to
Know someone

Computers can't really
Predict who someone will like
No correlation on who they willl click with
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Re: Dating Do's and Dont's -The run down

Postby Canadian Jayne » Sat Feb 09, 2019 8:36 pm

So many apps for dating
But I think u just have
To find commonalities
That make u both
Comfortable together

And time comonalities
Eg both eat main meal at noon
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Re: Dating Do's and Dont's -The run down

Postby Canadian Jayne » Mon Feb 11, 2019 5:55 pm

Dating do...Have gas tank full b4 date
My worst and best date was
When i went to a dance with a date
He had bought me this red dress
I hated red at the time and never wore it b4
but i thought
Well, Ill see what hppens, l wore the dress
And had many many compliments
Later he said he needed gas we left dance
To get gas,gas ran out,I waited in car,it was cold
1 hr later gas can in hand back at car
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Postby Canadian Jayne » Mon Feb 11, 2019 5:59 pm

When we got back to dance
Many assumed something other
Than running out of gas.
I made it quire clear that their
Assumptions were dead wrong
In my car i made sure i always had gas
I never wanted that to happen to me agsin
Now i ride my bike and its me power
Im pollution free;)
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