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Santa Lives ..........Maybe

Postby Canadian Jayne » Tue Dec 10, 2019 7:10 pm

I found in the scriptures
A description of Santa
In Revelation 1:13-15
Describes his clothes
His hair
Red eyes (from delivering presents all night)
Big strong voice
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Re: Santa Lives ..........Maybe

Postby Canadian Jayne » Wed Dec 11, 2019 3:34 am

Maybe Jesus disguises himself
As Santa so he can
Go incognito among
People
See how we are treating each other
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Re: Santa Lives ..........Maybe

Postby fluffy » Thu Dec 19, 2019 7:54 am

lol....i'm named after Santa..... :D
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Re: Santa Lives ..........Maybe

Postby Canadian Jayne » Thu Dec 26, 2019 1:02 am

That would be so fun
You'd never forget your name
I had someone commend me
For wearing my Christmas Holiday
Hat out in public
In case I offended someone
I said let them be offended
"Let them be offended"
I was thinking...
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Re: Santa Lives ..........Maybe

Postby Canadian Jayne » Thu Dec 26, 2019 1:05 am

Oopsey doing double statements
Must be the high sugar content
In my Strawberry/Rubarb pie;)
I wouldn't be the first Canadian to
Offend someone
Sonetimes thats what Canadians do
That why we often say "sorry";)
We repent fast and often
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Re: Santa Lives ..........Maybe

Postby Canadian Jayne » Thu Dec 26, 2019 1:40 am

I think
Almost 1/3 of the world is
Christian
And possibly half of the world
Believe That Christ lived
Many of those Christians believe
He still lives
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Re: Santa Lives ..........Maybe

Postby Canadian Jayne » Thu Dec 26, 2019 1:58 am

This Christmas season gives many
The rest from work that we
All need
Im thankful for all the Christmas
Songs
I'm Listening to song called
Son of a Carpenter right now
Good music, good Christmas
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