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Postby quirky » Fri Jun 09, 2006 5:00 am

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Postby fluffy » Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:18 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

cute pic........great poem btw..... :wink:

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Postby fluffy » Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:22 am

There Once was a Man called Reg

Who Went with a Girl in a Hedge

Along came his wife

With a big Carving Knife

And cut off his meat and two veg


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Postby quirky » Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:39 pm

Date: 12:54, 15th June
From: Ryan Gillingham
There once was a man called redge
Who went with a girl in a hedge
Along came his wife
With a big carving knife
And cut off his meat and two veg


Cool site with all the limericks!~

http://www.loonylimericks.com/funny/list.php?page=71
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Postby fluffy » Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:05 pm

yep... :lol: :lol: :lol: .........i never said i wrote it........lol....................i say if i've written them.........either that or it's obvious..........
that one is actually very well known, certainly in the uk......but it's worthy of the site...........it's a goodie........ :wink:

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note to self.........must remember the refs ...........
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Postby Jimenem » Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:17 pm

lol, I read one:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some peoms rhyme
But this one doesn't.
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Postby fluffy » Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:39 pm

from same site.......

Limerick Man

There once was an artist named Saint,
Who swallowed some samples of paint.
All shades of the spectrum
Flowed out of his rectum
With a colourful lack of restraint

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby cotton » Sun Jun 11, 2006 3:08 am

There is a man named Jim
Whose butt is a little to slim
But the girls don't care
They still pinch him there
even if it means getting a dirty stare
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Postby fluffy » Sun Jun 11, 2006 12:44 pm

great ditty Cotton....... :wink:

nah.............as long as you're gentle i think he'd like it......... :lol: :lol:
i like his bum a bit chunky too though............lol.......

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Postby Laura Laing » Sun Jun 11, 2006 2:03 pm

There once was a site called JCO,
Where all sorts of people liked to go,
There's Fluffy, who's smitten, like an in heat kitten,
and then Cotton, she's not rotten at all.
Next is Jimenem, he shines among men,
and Retard gets dressed for the ball.
Quirky and Peeps have gone for a sleep,
and Mav has gone to the store.
But no matter who's on, guarenteed, this site is never a bore.
:D
Imagine.....
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Postby mav » Sun Jun 11, 2006 2:30 pm

Spank you very much :wink:
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Postby mav » Sun Jun 11, 2006 2:55 pm

Surrounded by angels dressed in white
Did he dazzle or was it the light ?

He is the greatest, the king and what not
And some can see the love beneath the talk

He feels blessed with the magic touch
For being such a play spank you very much
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Postby fluffy » Sun Jun 11, 2006 3:34 pm

Laura, an awesome poem kiddo, keep em coming........... :wink: ..........meow!!!! :wink: :lol:

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Postby cotton » Sun Jun 11, 2006 6:06 pm

Awesome Laura! Ty!

Dear dear Fluffy
Why do you like Jims butt so puffy?
Do you want it to be like Jelly?
Kind of wiggly and a little smellY?
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Postby quirky » Sun Jun 11, 2006 6:43 pm

mav wrote:Surrounded by angels dressed in white
Did he dazzle or was it the light ?

He is the greatest, the king and what not
And some can see the love beneath the talk

He feels blessed with the magic touch
For being such a play spank you very much
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