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Jimericks?
Posted:
Mon May 02, 2005 5:59 amby quirky
Does everyone know what a limerick is? Probably, but just in case you don't...I'll post an example of the poetry form. I'm thinking of one, but don't have one yet about Jim Carrey....maybe someone else does.
Here's a limerick:
An amorous maiden antique,
Locked a man in her house for a week.
He entered her door,
With a shout and a roar,
But his exit was marked with a squeak.
Posted:
Mon May 02, 2005 8:23 pmby quirky
OK...I have one.
There once was a captain named Sham,
And some critics decided to slam.
But just look at Jim,
Who could ever blame him?
What a great chance to play a big ham.
Posted:
Mon May 02, 2005 9:42 pmby Jimenem
There once was a man named Jim Carrey
Who's Lloyd was completed by Harry
Once tried to kill batman
Should do Cat in the Hat man,
Cuz Mike Myers was Nothin' but scary.
Posted:
Mon May 02, 2005 9:50 pmby Jimenem
Jim Carrey's a really big nut
Who bends over and talks out his butt
Turning a fart to a sigh
as long as they're dry
OH MAN! all the windows are shut!
Posted:
Mon May 02, 2005 9:57 pmby Jimenem
How are these poems "off topic"?
Jim Carrey's not that microscopic.
He is the main theme
of all these rhyme schemes
These should be posted in somplace more tropic.
Posted:
Mon May 02, 2005 10:35 pmby lammy
That was pretty good...
You thought of these on your own?
Posted:
Mon May 02, 2005 11:20 pmby cotton
Those are hilarious!LOL
Posted:
Tue May 03, 2005 12:23 amby Jimenem
Thank you so very much
I try to write with a poetic touch
And who better than Jim
To be the topic of them
That is Limericks and poems and such
Yeah I make them up on the spot, Kinda like freestyle rapping, . .. They don't call me Jimenem For nuthin'
Thanx - Glad you like em
Posted:
Tue May 03, 2005 12:36 amby Jimenem
ummm. . .
When I watch Lemony Snikett I go off!
I feel like i'm chopping my toe off
Jim Carrey did well
His acting was swell
But I find myself rooting for Olaf!
Posted:
Tue May 03, 2005 12:39 amby quirky
Oh my goodness, Jiminem YOU are a Jimerick laureate! You simply ROCK!
Posted:
Tue May 03, 2005 12:43 amby Jimenem
Jim Carrey sure knows how to jest.
Some people may call him a pest.
He's real good at stalking
As Chip Dougles was talking
I took notes and I learned from the best.
Posted:
Tue May 03, 2005 12:44 amby Jimenem
Thank you, Your not so bad yourself. . . Post More!!!! My hands are getting tired!!!
Posted:
Tue May 03, 2005 1:02 amby Jimenem
Life is rich, like whipping cream
When I see Jim I jump up and scream
One time i got up too fast
But thats in the past
Oooh!, look at those stars how they gleam!
Posted:
Tue May 03, 2005 1:03 amby Jimenem
Life is rich, like whipping cream.
That phrase isn't copyrighted is it???
Posted:
Tue May 03, 2005 1:16 amby Jimenem
Carreyholics should die in a pit
When I heard that I just threw a fit
I walked up to the punk
said "Man I'm not drunk"
And "Go away now! Shilly sit."