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Postby quirky » Tue May 03, 2005 2:10 am

Last night I learned that the appropriate term for writer's cramp is "graphospasm".

I wonder what the term for brain cramp is? Neeta was trying to come up with one, too...last I heard.

My mom always told me from go.
When someone said yes, I'd say no.
I know it's maligned,
Some say unrefined,
But "The Majestic's" my favorite Jim show.
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
Mark Twain
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Postby mav » Tue May 03, 2005 2:18 am

To know a guy called Fletcher
Is to ride a roller coaster
Underneath the lie
Hides a nice guy
You just need life and not a lecture
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Postby mav » Tue May 03, 2005 2:33 am

Jimenem stands for Jim and Eminem
The two are nothing like eskimo-men
Can write a funny limerick
With a rapper's shtick
Watch out! Here comes the creative-men
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Postby Jimenem » Tue May 03, 2005 2:34 am

Bruce hated the world he declared
It's in subtitles for the hearing impared
Said he wanted to be smitten
Like he was in Once Bitten
And in the end his poor soul was spared
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Postby mav » Tue May 03, 2005 2:41 am

*edited out, didn't sound funny*
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Postby mav » Tue May 03, 2005 2:56 am

To Carrey or not to Carrey
I would not worry nary
All I can think
Is the JCO link
Writing limericks till I drop dead sorry
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Postby quirky » Tue May 03, 2005 4:32 am

Excuse me, neeta? I think it might be time for an intervention.

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Postby mav » Tue May 03, 2005 1:01 pm

Franz, I rent for the heart you stolen
Remember me, Hilda, from the town of Baden
Destined are we to meet
To 'The Majestic's beat
The twain shall greet on the JCO forum
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Postby fluffy » Tue May 03, 2005 2:47 pm

a cautionary tale..

Said the Man to the Ram.....
'what a pretty young Lamb
with wool as cosy as toast...
A nice firm behind,a delectible kind,
A maaaarvelous rump for my roast'.

Said the Ram to the Man...
I am only a Lamb,
so little and wooly and cute,
my life is too short to end up in a pot
as a roast or a stew or a soup.....

Said the man to the Ram....
If i do you no harm, what skills do you possess...?
Said the Ram to the man...
Of skills i have none but i look bloody good in a dress..........!!

the poet lauriecat.....

Fluffy :P
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Postby Jimenem » Tue May 03, 2005 3:53 pm

Jim Carrey's a little bit wild
His humor is all but mild
I'm a Jim Carrey fan
I'm a fun loving man
My excuse: "I was dropped as a child."
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Postby quirky » Tue May 03, 2005 4:18 pm

Jimenem wrote:Jim Carrey's a little bit wild
His humor is all but mild
I'm a Jim Carrey fan
I'm a fun loving man
My excuse: "I was dropped as a child."


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Fluffy - being a bit of a former student of the poetry-type stuff, I set to work looking critically at your very good poem. I sense it was vegetarian at the heart of it's message...but I also detected the presence of a small sentiment that it's wrong to EAT animals, but it's perfectly acceptable to DATE them. :shock: That has me more disturbed than normal.
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Postby Jimenem » Tue May 03, 2005 4:44 pm

but it's perfectly acceptable to DATE them


Only if it's cold enough. I live life on the daring side. Y'know writing vegetarian poems, and poems that date animals and what not. It's really very fun!
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Postby quirky » Tue May 03, 2005 4:47 pm

Jimenem wrote:
but it's perfectly acceptable to DATE them


Only if it's cold enough. I live life on the daring side. Y'know writing vegetarian poems, and poems that date animals and what not. It's really very fun!


Now I'm confused.
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Postby Jimenem » Tue May 03, 2005 5:02 pm

I was confused about your message too. so I just went with it and wrote a post that didn't make any sence "Thats my humor" (when I'm confused).

How did you get "Vegetable" from Poem???
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Postby Jimenem » Tue May 03, 2005 5:05 pm

Another question. Umm. . . Who's Neeta??
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