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Postby quirky » Tue May 03, 2005 5:22 pm

Jimaverick is Neeta. I think she's sleeping off the limerick haze now.
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Postby Jimenem » Tue May 03, 2005 6:34 pm

OOOHH!! Now it all makes sence! Cuz I was like umm. . . Neeta who??? But now I understand. Thank you.

I'll get to work on more jimericks. This is fun!!
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Postby mav » Tue May 03, 2005 6:44 pm

Jimenem - quirky's comment is to fluffy's poem, not to the limerick.

Who's Neeta?? I'm Hilda from Germany, girlfriend of Franz, the author of Iguana recipe books.
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Postby Jimenem » Tue May 03, 2005 6:47 pm

Now I'm REALLY confused!!!! If her comment was in responce to another poem then WHY did she quote my limerick first??? I'm a poor simple minded peasent! I need to take it in slowly!
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Postby Jimenem » Tue May 03, 2005 6:48 pm

AND WHO THE HELL IS NEETA!!
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Postby mav » Tue May 03, 2005 6:50 pm

Allright. It's meeeeeeeeeee.
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Postby quirky » Tue May 03, 2005 6:56 pm

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This gets better and betterer!
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Postby Jimenem » Tue May 03, 2005 7:28 pm

Fooled AGAIN! :oops: I am ashamed. I shoulda known.

Jim Carrey's on, What a temptation!
I'm dancing around in elation
Though I sit here at work
My head starts to jerk
To the TV to get my fixation
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Postby Jimenem » Tue May 03, 2005 8:48 pm

fluffy wrote:don't you lot know about the WELSH rumours then???........... :wink:

fluffy :P


Umm. . No, Please elaborate.
Oh and whats up whith the whole vegetable and poetry thing about dating animals????
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Postby Jimenem » Tue May 03, 2005 8:54 pm

jimaverick wrote:Jimenem - quirky's comment is to fluffy's poem, not to the limerick.

Who's Neeta?? I'm Hilda from Germany, girlfriend of Franz, the author of Iguana recipe books.



OOOOOOOOOH!!!!! :idea: I JUST got it!!!!!!!!! Disreguard that last question fluffy. Thanks neeta, Sorry I didn't get it the first 10 times I read it! See I told you I can be a little slow sometimes.

My Brain is fried from writing all those jimericks, Thats my excuse and I'm stickin' to it! :lol: 8) :lol:
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Postby fluffy » Tue May 03, 2005 9:04 pm

:wink: :lol:
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Postby mav » Tue May 03, 2005 9:13 pm

No problem, Jimenem.

The bird goes tweety tweety
I have a Jeemy recipe
Its lemony
Its sugary
Wont share it weeth nobody

How third grade! As you can see I too have a problem with slowness.

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Postby mav » Tue May 03, 2005 9:37 pm

Trying to improve....

Give or take the Ace Ventura nod
Liar Liar won, believe it or not
When Joel dissapears
Count Olaf appears
Sure is fun what Dick and Jane got

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Postby quirky » Tue May 03, 2005 10:10 pm

fluffy wrote:don't you lot know about the WELSH rumours then???........... :wink:

fluffy :P


:shock: Hey! Some of my family came to the U.S. from Wales with the circus!

Oh...wait....oh NO! :shock:
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Postby quirky » Tue May 03, 2005 10:20 pm

There once was a Jim fan named Neeta.
Who had trouble with Jimerick meeta.
But she's bubbly, you see.
So forgive her will we...
Cuz there truly aren't many folks sweeta.
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