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Postby Jimenem » Thu May 05, 2005 7:38 pm

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Postby quirky » Thu May 05, 2005 10:12 pm

I am sad to announce that it seems,
I must dim the poetic high beams.
Last night in the bed,
Swimming round in my head,
Were the jimericks just crowding my dreams.
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
Mark Twain
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Postby fluffy » Thu May 05, 2005 10:26 pm

that one rocks Quirky...........'way to go!!'...........

ok..........

I'm having a really bad day....
The skies seem cloudy and grey
my mind is a muddle
my thoughts in a fuddle
my hair is turning to grey....(not yet!!)

I'll sit alone in the house........
Antisocial, and quiet as a mouse,
I'll hide from the phone,
and think here alone,
Just trying to work it all out.....

Tommorrow the skies will seem blue
and i'll find new things to do
they'll fill up the gap
made of hurt and of crap
the pain of the old and the new.

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Postby quirky » Thu May 05, 2005 10:39 pm

Awww....that one was SAD. :(

You should do what I'm doing. I'm making homemade cream of mushroom soup. Right now I have a sort of fungal broth. That doesn't sound so appetizing does it? But...it is...or at least it will be later when I add the good stuff.
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Postby fluffy » Thu May 05, 2005 11:31 pm

lol................a friend of mine thought he'd make some homemade mushroom soup...........but instead of cooking the mushrooms and onions first he chopped them up and mixed them with milk..............he thought if he boiled the mixture he'd have perfect cream of mushroom soup..........but what he really made was a hot onion and mushroom milkshake.............. :? :shock: :lol: .............yuk.........

Another friend is a mycobiologist and spends his whole life with his mushrooms.............AAAAhhhh........all part of lifes rich tapestry :wink:

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Postby fluffy » Thu May 05, 2005 11:46 pm

another ditty then off to beddy........lol

There was a young vicar from Bath,
who decided to have a big laugh,
He stripped in the vestry
right down to his vesty
....and danced merrily up the path......... :wink:

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Postby Jimenem » Fri May 06, 2005 2:27 am

You Guys are doing excellent! Everyones definately improved!! :D Keep up the good work!
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Postby Jim Is Awesome » Fri May 06, 2005 3:42 am

ok.....i'm not good at poetry...but here we go...

Ace, He's on the case
The police think he's a disgrace,
Ventura wore a tootoo,
But to get a lead, what would you do,

Einhorn went off and ran,
Ace soon found out that she was man,
The police started liking Ace,
"Alrighty Then", It's time for another case.
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Postby fluffy » Fri May 06, 2005 4:04 am

now children and tonight we are going to learn all about ambic perameter.....lol :lol:

Ok the key to a lymeric is this...........

each stanza consists of 5 lines.........

lines 1, 2 and 5 end on a rhyming sound.......ie dog, bog, fog

lines 3 and 4 end on a different rhyming sound from 1,2 and 5.....but 3 and 4 sound alike such as wet and bet.....

another way to code it is make lines 1, 2 and 5- A
3 and 4-B
so a lymeric is AABBA...............WHOO HOO..........!!let's hear it for Waterloo....... :wink:

now go forth and rhyme my little Jimerick protegees............ :wink:

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Postby Jimenem » Fri May 06, 2005 9:37 pm

This is getting really good. I'm just glad other people are posting. KEEP GOING!!!!
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Postby mav » Fri May 06, 2005 10:19 pm

Jim_is_awesome, your poem is really good.....

Third-grader series continues.......

Jim is as Jim does
And does he has cuz
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Postby mav » Fri May 06, 2005 10:31 pm

Ace at the helm, lets the fun flow
Ipkiss puts the mask, dances on his toe
Bruce isn't almighty
But laughter is tax-free
Tune in to hilarity on the Jimerick Show
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Postby quirky » Sat May 07, 2005 2:49 am

Oh man...ever pull up the "post a reply" box and have no idea what to say?

Well...then you know how I feel.

Right now I'm trying to draw on the power.

Ok.

I feel that the pressure is on
Some people write Jimericks till dawn
When it's 10 o'clock here
The sun's up in Algiers
And the muses have me for a pawn.
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
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Postby mav » Sun May 08, 2005 2:49 pm

A Poem on ESOTSM.....

Overwhelmed by conflicted mundane says
Two hearts once inseparable, part ways

Hurt and tears turn to impulsiveness, one pays
Repent and rent in drug induced haze

Groping for vestiges of once blissful days
Its the memory not love that you eraze

They meet again, unknown but familiar gaze
To learn and love, not End in Preface ?
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Postby quirky » Sun May 08, 2005 3:09 pm

Neeta. That's quite cool. You invented a word. I LOVE it when people invent words!
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