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Postby fluffy » Sun Jun 11, 2006 7:38 pm

Dear dear Fluffy
Why do you like Jims butt so puffy?
Do you want it to be like Jelly?
Kind of wiggly and a little smellY?


LMAO!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

OMG........that's hilarious.........lol

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Postby cotton » Mon Jun 12, 2006 3:24 am

My daughter leaves her Gameboy everywhere
Where ever I look it is there!
On the chairs!
On the Stairs!
On the Floor!
Next its going out the door!
But now that she is in bed
I see it straight ahead
and play it till the battery light turns red.
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Postby quirky » Mon Jun 12, 2006 3:34 am

cotton wrote:My daughter leaves her Gameboy everywhere
Where ever I look it is there!
On the chairs!
On the Stairs!
On the Floor!
Next its going out the door!
But now that she is in bed
I see it straight ahead
and play it till the battery light turns red.


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Postby Jimenem » Wed Jun 14, 2006 7:51 pm

Walking on a narrow path
Not daring to stray from it
Nothingness on either side
But treasure at you destination
A treasure you've only heard of
One you've never seen
Faith alone will keep you moving
Trusting in the invisible
It's a fable you walk for daily
Yet you know it's a reality
Walking on a narrow path
Not being distracted
Or tempted from it
Needing to see what's at the end
Only to confirm what you already know
Reaching your goal is the only option
So you can live with no regret.
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Postby Laura Laing » Sat Jun 17, 2006 11:23 pm

Jimenem wrote:Walking on a narrow path
Not daring to stray from it
Nothingness on either side
But treasure at you destination
A treasure you've only heard of
One you've never seen
Faith alone will keep you moving
Trusting in the invisible
It's a fable you walk for daily
Yet you know it's a reality
Walking on a narrow path
Not being distracted
Or tempted from it
Needing to see what's at the end
Only to confirm what you already know
Reaching your goal is the only option
So you can live with no regret.


Once again, Mr. Jimenem, just at the right moment...you make an important impression on me.....Thanks
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Postby quirky » Sat Jun 17, 2006 11:49 pm

Brain pain owie.
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Postby Jimenem » Mon Jun 19, 2006 5:14 pm

Laura Laing wrote:
Jimenem wrote:Walking on a narrow path
Not daring to stray from it
Nothingness on either side
But treasure at your destination
A treasure you've only heard of
One you've never seen
Faith alone will keep you moving
Trusting in the invisible
It's a fable you walk for daily
Yet you know it's a reality
Walking on a narrow path
Not being distracted
Or tempted from it
Needing to see what's at the end
Only to confirm what you already know
Reaching your goal is the only option
So you can live with no regret.


Once again, Mr. Jimenem, just at the right moment...you make an important impression on me.....Thanks


It makes me SO happy to hear that my artistic expression has an impact on other people. :D
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Postby quirky » Mon Jun 26, 2006 3:40 am

Shards of nuance,
Waves of reflection,
Deep REM sleep,
Is near to perfection.

I can't close it down,
It's open year round,
Red is a feeling,
And blue is a sound.

If the waters would still,
I'd surely find rest,
No longer just spinning,
On an opaque quest.

Through a glass darkly,
I can't find the words,
God watches over,
Earth's wandering herds.

A panoply of congregants,
A march to the end,
The verdant pledged gardens,
Where whole souls can mend.

A whisper is always,
More power than a yell,
When we have plenty to offer,
And nothing to sell.
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Postby quirky » Mon Jun 26, 2006 11:28 pm

There was a time simple and free,
When posters made jimericks with glee,
The rhymes that they'd find,
Weren't always sublime,
But the 'ricks were a fine thing to see.
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Postby KC8t80 » Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:53 am

This is from me to you,
your rhyming is so true,
The Jimericks seem to come,
as fast a spat wad of gum,
but things have slowed,
and no one knows,
except for maybe a few.
I am part of an elite group of people......THE MEN OF JCO.

(Standing member since July 18th, 2005)

THE FEW AND THE PROUD!!!!
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Postby Jimenem » Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:44 pm

quirky wrote:Shards of nuance,
Waves of reflection,
Deep REM sleep,
Is near to perfection.

I can't close it down,
It's open year round,
Red is a feeling,
And blue is a sound.

If the waters would still,
I'd surely find rest,
No longer just spinning,
On an opaque quest.

Through a glass darkly,
I can't find the words,
God watches over,
Earth's wandering herds.

A panoply of congregants,
A march to the end,
The verdant pledged gardens,
Where whole souls can mend.

A whisper is always,
More power than a yell,
When we have plenty to offer,
And nothing to sell.


I LOVE the wordplay here, it's fantabulous! Care to explain what it means? Or is it one where each person that reads it will walk away with their own personal meaning. either way I like it alot! :D
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Postby quirky » Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:13 pm

Thanks! It's just kind of my state of mind right now.
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Postby Jimenem » Mon Jul 03, 2006 9:40 pm

Well I like it. Does anyone have any more?
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Postby quirky » Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:14 am

Jimenem wrote:Well I like it. Does anyone have any more?


I will try. Just for you. Any particular subject?
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Postby Jimenem » Wed Jul 05, 2006 4:07 am

Sure, how about, . . . Hope.
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