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Jim in Ballistic Missile Scare.

Postby fluffy » Mon Jan 15, 2018 1:32 pm

Jim got a scare when he woke up to everyones biggest nightmare-

Jim Carrey, Magic Johnson and Diana Ross were among the celebs who went ducking for cover during the ballistic-missile false alarm in Hawaii, according to reports.

“I woke up this morning in Hawaii with ten minutes to live. It was a false alarm, but a real psychic warning,” funnyman Carrey wrote on Twitter on Saturday afternoon — before taking a political turn.

“If we allow this one-man Gomorrah and his corrupt Republican congress to continue alienating the world we are headed for suffering beyond all imagination,” he added.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5267945/Jim-Carrey-Magic-Johnson-caught-Hawaii-missile-blunder.html?mrn_rm=rta-fallback

(i think i'd have stayed in my bed with my hot water bottle........lol........ :wink: :lol: )
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Re: Jim in Ballistic Missile Scare.

Postby Canadian Jayne » Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:12 pm

Ya it was good they
Discovered the error
Within half an hour
I was doing some research to
See if the smoke from a volcano
May set such an alarm off
Can the alarm destingiah between
Chemicals/smoke from a bomb and
A volcano
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Re: Jim in Ballistic Missile Scare.

Postby Canadian Jayne » Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:17 pm

Ironically on the Sunday the 14th

There was an orange warning code
Put out for Kilauea but its been like
That for a few years
If it speeed additional gases
Would an alarm go off
As if it was hit ny a missile?
I wonder
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Re: Jim in Ballistic Missile Scare.

Postby Canadian Jayne » Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:18 pm

Meant
"Spewed"
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Postby Canadian Jayne » Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:20 pm

Now they say it was
"Human error"
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Re: Jim in Ballistic Missile Scare.

Postby Canadian Jayne » Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:22 pm

Its crazy what
"One little red button"
Can do
Scarry :shock: :?
Very Scarry
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Re: Jim in Ballistic Missile Scare.

Postby Canadian Jayne » Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:25 pm

R u sure
Mr President
Didnt just
Try out the
Red button
To see if it worked
I wonder :-k :-k
Mayb he had itchy
Fingers
U could do a good farce on this one
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Re: Jim in Ballistic Missile Scare.

Postby Canadian Jayne » Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:26 pm

Where was
(D)DT
That day?
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Re: Jim in Ballistic Missile Scare.

Postby fluffy » Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:41 pm

D(DT) ????
i've got to be honest i don't think i'd want to survive a nuclear attack........ :shock:
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Re: Jim in Ballistic Missile Scare.

Postby Canadian Jayne » Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:23 am

Dont worry
If anyone is at the target spot
They r pretty well vapourized
One minute your on this side
The next moment the other
Is the outskirts and effects of
Radiation
Sounds cold but thats what
Happens
Its imortant to always have
A 72 hour emergency backpack
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Re: Jim in Ballistic Missile Scare.

Postby Canadian Jayne » Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:28 am

Just get to heck away from
The target
If u have an idea of where its headed
There r precautionary defense
For U S and Canada
Best thing is listen to radio
Cell phones may not work
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Re: Jim in Ballistic Missile Scare.

Postby Canadian Jayne » Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:33 am

January is Volcano
Awareness Month for the
HVO= Hawaiian Volcano Observatory
Thats why i thot it may be
A Volcano alert
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Re: Jim in Ballistic Missile Scare.

Postby Canadian Jayne » Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:35 am

D D T
(D) Donald Trump
U be creative and decide what
The other D stands for
DDT is also a deadly chemical
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Re: Jim in Ballistic Missile Scare.

Postby Canadian Jayne » Tue Jan 16, 2018 1:02 am

Well this discussion has
At least motivated me to
Get my 72 hr backpack
Updated and ready
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Re: Jim in Ballistic Missile Scare.

Postby fluffy » Tue Jan 16, 2018 6:18 pm

lol......a 72 hour backpack, what's in that then?
I'd have a hot water bottle, a duvet, cosy socks and my kindle...i'd sleep it out.. :lol: :lol: :lol:
It reminds me of a school visit by the environmental agency a few years back. The school had the word 'Hill' in it's title (that's important :wink: )
The agency had employed an atrocious touring drama group, to present an all singing all dancing 'what to do in a flood' show. Baring in mind that the whole school was there with the kids aged from 4-11. They put the fear of God into them about how dangerous floods were and how they could lose everything and die. They then went on about how the kids needed an emergency flood pack, complete with their passports and birth certificates etc before making them learn the emergency flood phone number. The wee kids wouldn't have had a clue what birth certificates or passports were and they sat terrified when the 'actors' made out that everyone was going to be swept away.
(I was almost falling off my chair at this point, i don't laugh discreetly, i sort of bob up and down :lol: :lol: :lol: )
y'see the city is made up of seven hills and the school is perched on possibly the highest one so if the area floods then Noah is on his way, that would mean a biblical flood. Plus the 'actors' were just so enthusiastic and over the top.......
(I did managed to scrounge some pens, rulers and pencils though :wink: :lol:)

i'm not belittling the Hawaiian scare though, that really must have been terrifying for all concerned. Call it blind faith but i don't think Trump or Rocket Man will get much worse. They're not the real problem, we should be looking at Iran and Russia.
It feels as though we are in the early days of the 'End of Times'.
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