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Birthday Present Delivery

Postby Canadian Jayne » Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:03 am

Dumb. Dumber or Dummbest?
I went to deliver a birthday present
To my daughters hubby. I hate wrapping so I put it and card in
A bag I had in my cupboard.
I delivered the bag to him, a fee
Minutes later he said
"What is this? I said
"Your gift"
"No" he said "What is this?"
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Re: Birthday Present Delivery

Postby Canadian Jayne » Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:07 am

It looked a little greasy
I explained that my bike had
Problems and I had just
Greased the chain and lock
Cause it froze up, but i used a
Clear oil so the bag shouldnt
Look different. I didnt think the
Bag had grease on it.
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Re: Birthday Present Delivery

Postby Canadian Jayne » Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:10 am

"Then he said with a scrunched nose
"But what is that smell????"
I smelled the bag saw the grease
On the card the remembered
What I forgot
The day b4 I was craving Fish and Chips
So after work I beelined to my
Favorite eatery
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Re: Birthday Present Delivery

Postby Canadian Jayne » Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:13 am

And received the
Fish and chips in a grey plastic bag
The one I put the gift in the next
Day
I guess some of the grease
Spilled into the bag
So all he could say was
"Ohhh grosssss"
All I could do was laugh
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Re: Birthday Present Delivery

Postby Canadian Jayne » Tue Jan 14, 2020 5:32 pm

Then say
Sorreeeeee, sorry,
Soreehheeeeeerrrrreee;)
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Re: Birthday Present Delivery

Postby Canadian Jayne » Sat Jan 18, 2020 6:16 am

Hopefully
Jim's presents will be
Better than the one I gave
Mt daughters hubby;)
I hope he has a terrific birthday
Lots of fun and frolick;)
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