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Introducing the Greatest Actor in the World
20 Aug 2004    

By J.T. Carrey (JCO Correspondent)

Salutations all you Jim Carrey lovers. We all know Count Olaf is the greatest actor but if you must like that Jim Carrey fellow by all means, don't mention him in front of the Count. Also, Please do not visit this dreadful site www.countolaf.com unless you are a Hollywood agent, rather, if you are an agent, don't bother the Count because you'll just take a percentage of his earnings and he won't become an incredibly rich person. So ignore this message and proceed on to other websites unless you want to see handsome pictures of the greatest actor on Earth, Count Olaf, as well as the trailer to his new movie Lemony Snicket's (although it should be Count Olaf's) A Series of Unfortunate Events, as well as read his blog which tells of uninteresting stories of his Hollywood adventures. There is also a voting poll, as well as other features to the site in which you will never have the pleasure of viewing unless Count Olaf chooses to expose them. Other than that, if you are uninterested then I praise you because once you view this website you may never return to another. Do not go to this website, I repeat, do not enter this site!!!

-J.T. Carrey, Count Olaf's trusty advisor

Count Olaf © Paramount Pictures and DreamWorks Pictures

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