By Wesley Hofmann (JCO Correspondent)
The following is an article you shouldn't read about Jim Carrey's miserable new movie:
Inside you will find many unfortunate details about Lemony Snicket and the mystery behind who he really is as well as any plans to make Lemony Snicket board games and action figures... to which Snicket jokingly says, "I'm a serious writer, and until they come out with Philip Roth action figures, there should be no Lemony Snicket action figures."
I'm sorry to be the bearer of such an unfortunate article.
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