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@rustyrockets The word relationship denotes duality - there are no two things. So it should be said that matter IS… https://t.co/2jXQzHmCgY

(Thu Feb 01 00:29:27 +0000 2018)

Another RAT leaps from the sinking ship. Swim Willard! SWIM! #TreyGowdy https://t.co/erfuVagGyo

(Wed Jan 31 20:28:27 +0000 2018)

“...and the blind shall see and the lame shall walk and the cheats shall inherit the earth!” #StateOfTheUnion https://t.co/BYuzgzLtZF

(Wed Jan 31 04:00:19 +0000 2018)

“It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to!” #StateOfTheUnion https://t.co/5VDr66pbBo

(Wed Jan 31 00:26:40 +0000 2018)

STATE OF THE UNION https://t.co/PotdNCvYCX

(Tue Jan 30 18:10:52 +0000 2018)

Here’s your secret memo Comrade Nunes. The GOP and Dirty Donald are now a treasonous criminal syndicate; bent on mu… https://t.co/00PYa6K4HH

(Tue Jan 30 01:16:54 +0000 2018)

Here’s your secret memo Comrad Nunes. The GOP and Dirty Donald are now a treasonous criminal syndicate; bent on mur… https://t.co/z5ugdSbsFF

(Tue Jan 30 00:57:32 +0000 2018)

The demon is strong! Exorcism is America’s only option! https://t.co/N1keZNU2nn

(Thu Jan 25 17:57:10 +0000 2018)

11 school shootings in 24 days. The new Norm! https://t.co/XHnXqOmTQu

(Wed Jan 24 16:44:35 +0000 2018)

For my birthday I want for all of us to move through these difficult times together with grace and honor...and some… https://t.co/MdlZGyqpx7

(Thu Jan 18 00:21:43 +0000 2018)

Happy MLK day. At a time when hateful state-sanctioned racism is trying to reassert itself, I am thankful for the i… https://t.co/ALolXJPYXn

(Tue Jan 16 04:08:30 +0000 2018)

Speaking of laundering operations... Dear Mr. Mueller, please remove this unsightly stain from our flag before ther… https://t.co/vGQBvb3UiB

(Mon Jan 15 03:10:01 +0000 2018)

I woke up this morning in Hawaii with ten minutes to live. It was a false alarm, but a real psychic warning. If we… https://t.co/GuqRCIALgG

(Sat Jan 13 21:01:30 +0000 2018)

The only ‘Sh*%hole’ Trump should worry about is the one under his nose from which he is constantly defecating.… https://t.co/YWF28BHHeD

(Sat Jan 13 02:44:33 +0000 2018)

@iamcardib and @BrunoMars Great song, beautiful memories. Really gave me a kick. Spank you kindly! ;^) https://t.co/BCAg6KUaEl

(Sat Jan 13 01:18:40 +0000 2018)

A 10yr old Canadian boy sends a letter to Carol Burnett asking to be on her TV show and somehow, 45 years later, it… https://t.co/riwut9DVzp

(Mon Dec 04 02:13:53 +0000 2017)

The Trump administration has become the new Donner party. Can’t wait to find out who’s for dinner. ?;^d https://t.co/l26tOEUOeS

(Sat Dec 02 02:11:23 +0000 2017)

The GOP and WH have become sinister conclaves of souless traitors, liars and thieves - a gangrene we must remove so… https://t.co/5h3vrO1WAz

(Wed Nov 29 16:51:27 +0000 2017)

🎶Oh Susanna, don’t you vote for me, I’m a creep from Alabama with your daughter on my knee!🎵 https://t.co/nYOoTl5l9q

(Tue Nov 28 16:35:18 +0000 2017)

Tricky Mick, always making sure the devil is in the details. }8^¥ #KillTheBill https://t.co/eFslJCetRn

(Sun Nov 19 20:15:15 +0000 2017)

They bailed him out, set him up and made him their stooge. With Trump in the WH, Putin may win the 3rd World War wi… https://t.co/gescegeOz6

(Sun Nov 12 19:57:46 +0000 2017)

1968 they backed the enemy. 2016 they put their stooge in the WH. Benedict Trump and his Russian pimp in Vietnam on… https://t.co/yvFcyQw8Ls

(Sat Nov 11 17:03:48 +0000 2017)

I don’t know yet if Roy Moore is guilty of pedophilia, but these allegations along w/ his religious extremism and i… https://t.co/khlO2UqvX4

(Fri Nov 10 21:12:08 +0000 2017)

Alabama GOP, if u can’t vote 4 Doug Jones at least don’t vote for an alleged pedophile. Do the decent thing and jus… https://t.co/bMHWZQsw8c

(Fri Nov 10 19:09:49 +0000 2017)

I’m Steve Bannon and I endorse Roy Moore for US Senate.He stands accused of molesting a 14yr old girl,but at least… https://t.co/4QkU9msMFX

(Fri Nov 10 05:44:16 +0000 2017)

Trump is the fear of utter worthlessness hiding in arrogance and brutality. #bewaretheunloved https://t.co/X2or7MuEEK

(Fri Nov 03 03:04:33 +0000 2017)

“Fools! It is the sugary treats through which I will possess your child. Happy Halloween! Muahahahaha!!!” }8^¥ https://t.co/ES4vZgLrEx

(Wed Nov 01 02:08:11 +0000 2017)

...and if u said I was nowhere in this picture, you would also be correct. This is a msg rising out of nothing and… https://t.co/X4iXD2IW1i

(Sat Oct 21 20:31:34 +0000 2017)

Thanks MOMA for screening Jim+Andy (Nov 17 on @netflix.) Can u see where I am in this picture? If you said everywhe… https://t.co/uzt400cNAW

(Sat Oct 21 19:16:18 +0000 2017)

There's a lot of news coming out today. This is my statement on the matter. https://t.co/IJ7rPOHIj0

(Fri Sep 29 22:22:50 +0000 2017)

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