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Amazing Gracelessness! https://t.co/NzpPcbtLMp

(Sat Jan 12 16:48:10 +0000 2019)

.@LindseyGrahamSC supports taking 800,000 federal workers and their families hostage over Trump’s ridiculous wall.… https://t.co/ZrR3ABkOfM

(Fri Jan 11 20:13:13 +0000 2019)

34 journalists were murdered last year because tyrants like Trump demonized them for doing their jobs. Maybe this y… https://t.co/bySjJKZc8A

(Thu Jan 10 20:42:13 +0000 2019)

CONGRATS! @TrindaWestman YOU’RE OUR BIG WINNER! Thank you to you and the rest of the wonderfully creative people wh… https://t.co/ZCH6SPuluc

(Wed Jan 09 21:53:11 +0000 2019)

CONGRATS! @TrindaWestman YOU’RE OUR BIG WINNER! Thank you to you and the rest of the wonderfully creative people wh… https://t.co/GKnTFUJfbD

(Wed Jan 09 21:13:12 +0000 2019)

When Trump tries to frighten and decieve the nation tonight, remember to follow every sentence that comes out of hi… https://t.co/aLmzlfGrJH

(Tue Jan 08 23:40:39 +0000 2019)

This is FABULOUS! Keep em’ coming! Download it, finish it your way, sign your name next to mine and send it back wi… https://t.co/Xds770NiSa

(Mon Jan 07 20:30:33 +0000 2019)

Didn't have time to color my drawing today. I figured you could all help me finish it! Download it, do your thing,… https://t.co/Kh8z8mPAIg

(Sun Jan 06 21:19:38 +0000 2019)

Dumb and Dumber and Green Book director Peter Farrelly (probably the nicest man in the world) being honored at the… https://t.co/84MOxZrS6Z

(Sat Jan 05 21:55:02 +0000 2019)

Let’s remember this year that according to very sound scientific evidence, human beings evolved from apes and not t… https://t.co/XyQxqjTOoK

(Fri Jan 04 20:32:34 +0000 2019)

Market falling, deficit exploding, 17 criminal investigations, child prisons, no infrastructure, no wall, no respec… https://t.co/sF0xYgWHph

(Thu Jan 03 22:16:25 +0000 2019)

Louie can’t C. K? https://t.co/8Ii0GVIotK

(Thu Jan 03 16:31:03 +0000 2019)

One last tweet about this Stinker for 2018. Remember — no matter what #PresidentNeverWas says in the New Year... T… https://t.co/PtxllHK5jf

(Tue Jan 01 02:09:24 +0000 2019)

Good riddance, Paul Ryan. And good luck on the board of Oxycontin-Mortgage Fraud-Child Prisons Incorporated. You kn… https://t.co/pn6UDeeXDa

(Sun Dec 30 17:53:30 +0000 2018)

In no way do I mean to disparage the beautiful act of fellatio, whether straight or gay...I just wanna know if the… https://t.co/Vvr0Rgisaz

(Sat Dec 29 20:08:30 +0000 2018)

The stock market is starting to look as volatile as Trump’s signature. Investors beware of #presidentneverwas https://t.co/IwpS1SmIzP

(Sat Dec 29 01:13:31 +0000 2018)

Here’s a picture of our Mountebank-in-Chief signing a blank piece of paper like it’s a real bill. He thinks his fol… https://t.co/mtgbbBwn1g

(Thu Dec 27 22:58:42 +0000 2018)

Now we add a second child to your list of murders. Callin’ it your job don’t make it right, Fraulein Kirstjen. https://t.co/ZYGo6Ny18N

(Thu Dec 27 17:56:08 +0000 2018)

Remember Trump’s loyal zombies chanting, “Build That Fence” at his rallies??? Me neither! https://t.co/yBYwtbDriB

(Wed Dec 26 23:07:34 +0000 2018)

If Ginsburg is still alive, so is Justice! We wish her a speedy recovery and many more years on the bench. https://t.co/LQbLe4yPI9

(Sun Dec 23 18:40:38 +0000 2018)

“WE’RE LOSING HER!” https://t.co/72skEAJR4o

(Fri Dec 21 18:11:45 +0000 2018)

Beware the Gorgon. She’ll turn your heart to stone. https://t.co/mGwn7GClea

(Wed Dec 19 18:32:32 +0000 2018)

Stephen Miller: Paint for Hair, Shit for Brains https://t.co/k6QBp4gEaJ

(Tue Dec 18 17:23:10 +0000 2018)


(Sun Dec 16 17:36:13 +0000 2018)

Now an innocent seven-year-old girl has died of medical neglect because of Trump’s sadism at the border. If there’s… https://t.co/5ndnbAfNib

(Sat Dec 15 04:25:57 +0000 2018)

Oh oh, Domino! https://t.co/JBxXjdcbuw

(Thu Dec 13 17:11:11 +0000 2018)

Dear Mr. Mueller: Be my secret Santa. You know what I want for Christmas. https://t.co/ipzWVTuRdW

(Wed Dec 05 18:39:14 +0000 2018)

If you haven't seen my art show yet it's been extended until Dec 8th at the Maccarone gallery in LA. I guess that's a good sign! ;P

(Tue Dec 04 18:46:42 +0000 2018)

Ain’t nuthin but a G-20 thing, baaaabay! https://t.co/XBuVQjy8aH

(Sun Dec 02 18:37:09 +0000 2018)

So proud and excited for @JaneCarrey23! #ProudDad https://t.co/zUog1rHZSO

(Wed Nov 28 05:27:32 +0000 2018)

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