Bicycle Scene

[Canadian Jayne]

Recently
(Im laughing too much to even text)
I had a similar bicycle incident
It involved
My bike - strawberry milkshake and
A skipped chain
My friend said "this is NOT funny"
But I couldn't stop
Laughing

[Canadian Jayne]

Ya I did something on
My bike that I've never
Done before


I puked as I was going
Down the street

Then
As I was turning around to go home

[Canadian Jayne]

Then as I was getting off
My bike I managed to
Make it to a drain in
Street
3X
I couldn't believe it
It streamed out just
Like when Jim was
On SNL