Jim Carrey Online

Posted: **Sat Mar 22, 2008 4:32 pm**

eat some glue

i dont feel hungry

Posted: **Sun Mar 23, 2008 11:14 am**

stop eating for 3 days, you will start feeling hungry soon!

I can't stop kissing different guys at party's :S

Posted: **Sun Mar 23, 2008 6:04 pm**

think about their bad breath & germs in mouth then u wont kiss at all

i cant stop crying when i c anyone emotional in front of me

Posted: **Mon Mar 24, 2008 1:22 am**

take 2 Jim pills. You'll start doing the happy feet dance in no time at all

my fingers are stuck to my computer keyboard

Posted: **Mon Mar 24, 2008 1:26 am**

Ask a friend to gently, gently pull them off the keyboard...gently.

I see Aerosmith playing in front of me every time I hear any music.

Posted: **Mon Mar 24, 2008 4:09 pm**

Let out a fart, they will run away

I cant stop thinking of Jim whenever i c a luv scene in a movie.

Posted: **Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:33 pm**

Shout, "I'm not the one you want!!!" at the tv showing the love scene.

Men follow me where ever I go.

Posted: **Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:55 pm**

Stop wearing AXE deodrant.

I hear voices in the dark all the time.

Posted: **Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:37 pm**

tell Jim not to talk to you anymore when you are trying to sleep

I think of Jim too much

Posted: **Thu Mar 27, 2008 2:50 pm**

think of Jenny , then u will stop thinking of Jim

I sweat a lot in summers.

Posted: **Sat Mar 29, 2008 5:20 am**

Use deoderant.

I'm addicted to TV and chocolate

Posted: **Sat Mar 29, 2008 4:33 pm**

Think of cavities & weak eyesight.

Sometimes i just dont like to be social.

Posted: **Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:44 am**

record yourself talking then when you do not feel like socialising with people you can play the tape for them.

I am a fan of 70's music

Posted: **Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:27 pm**

use the machine that goes back in time.

I am a fan of latest music.

Posted: **Sat Jul 05, 2008 6:04 am**

Buy all the latest CDs that you can.

I can't pull myself away from the computer.

The prescription game