Jimericks?

Jimenem · Post by **Jimenem** » Wed May 25, 2005 4:56 pm

fluffy wrote:Thanks Quirky.............strangely i find it easy to rhyme....i think it was all the Spike Milligan i read as a kid.......'In the Ning Nang Nong.....'etc etc......i LOVED them.........

I guess they are 'open' poems......they can relate to anyone.....it depends how you interperate them............

fluffy

Dr. Seuss Helped me!! : ) Hop on Pop, The Cat in the Hat, How the Grinch stole Christmas, Theres a Wocket in my Pocket <---- This ones my favy!

Janel · Post by **Janel** » Thu May 26, 2005 11:29 pm

I'm not brave enough yet to post one of my own

so I will add one of the only poems I have ever memorized. It was recited by my grandfather who is now 92 years old. He is the wisest man I have ever known and communicates with his family of close to 200 by email on our family website....
.......he was 5 years old when he was given the poem to memorize for a performance given at the one room school house that he attended. He can recite it to this day......

"Money never troubles me, I haven't got a cent
All I ever did have, has long ago been spent.......

What I DO have is HEAPS of love
and with that, my heart's awhirl

It makes me heart go pitty-pat
Now all's I need's a girl

So if there's any girl about with lips as sweet as honey
I'll give her all the love she wants, but I ain't got no money....."

He said he was embarrassed by the laughter and giggles that erupted from the crowd when he finished. He was so young that he thought he had messed up the recitation and sat down in his seat thinking he had failed to make his momma proud.....!!!!

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Fri May 27, 2005 9:34 am

awe bless.........................it's adorable.................

fluffy

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Fri May 27, 2005 11:29 am

IMAGINE A CENTRAL LINE.........

I breathe to live...
I live to breathe...
I love to give...
I hate to leave...
I marvel at the summer sun....( well, it is the NE of Scotland here!!)
But most of all ...
I love Jim's bum!!!...................

a cheeky fluffy

Janel · Post by **Janel** » Fri May 27, 2005 4:50 pm

I like both of those, fluffy....you are good at this....

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Fri May 27, 2005 4:55 pm

...............thankyou..............i'm blushing now.....

fluffs

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Fri May 27, 2005 6:34 pm

removed for being too 'Fluffy and Silly'

fluffy

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Fri May 27, 2005 9:13 pm

VALIDATE....
edited out

Rye's · Post by **Rye's** » Sat May 28, 2005 7:32 pm

I really appreciate your artistic sincerity

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Sun May 29, 2005 1:13 am

Thanks

Janel · Post by **Janel** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 3:44 pm

Someone sent this one to me email---I thought of you, Fluffy....

I wish I was a glow worm
A glow worm's never glum
'Cos how can you be grumpy
When the sun shines out your bum!!

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 4:00 pm

I loved that one Janel.

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 4:44 pm

i LOVE IT...........................here's one.....
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THE JOY'S OF CAT OWNERSHIP...........

I wish i was a little cat
just sitting on your lap
and when i've eaten all my grub
i'll have a little nap..

A belly rub will be my treat
a cuddle and a kiss..
and let me give this gift to you...
a house that smell of p*ss.....

fluffy

mav · Post by **mav** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 1:38 am

He who seeks shall find
Escape from the churn of time
Life is but in between
Not without illusions seen
In the crucible of struggles, love outshines.

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 1:44 am

Good to see you back. I missed you.

Jim Carrey Online

Jimericks?

Bravo, Fluffy!