Jim Carrey Online

I was wearing a Red Christmas colored shirt today at a local store
I was seeing if i could get a good deal
But with the Red shirt people thought I was a store clerk
Someone asked if I'd "show him the
Trampoline that was available"

I looked up at him and said
A bit puzzled but thot I'd help
"I'm not a clerk but I may be
Able to give you a demonstration
On the trampoline"
He quickly found the clerk he
Was looking for;)