Could it be avoided. . .You might be a redneck if. . .

Jimenem · Post by **Jimenem** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 3:18 am

The term red-neck is an adjective that means nothing more or less than a blissfull absence of sophistication. . .no matter where you go, you see red-necks everywhere! And truth be told most of us are guilty of a few red-neck things! Whether, you just look like one, or behave like one. . .

I'll get it started. . . Jeff Foxworthy's Red-neck jokes are welcome here.

You Might Be a redneck if. . . Your two-year-old has more teeth than you do.

If your porch collapses and it kills more than three dogs.

If you go to family reunions, to meet women.

if you clean out your ears with your car keys.

if you or a relative run out of the bathroom and yell to the whole house "Hey Yall come look at this before I flush it."

if your richest relative just bought a new home and you have to help take the wheels off it.

kasper · Post by **kasper** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:42 am

...And I am laughing SO hard!!!

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:45 pm

You take a can of beer to a job interview.

The officer asks you for ID and you give him your belt buckle.

Jimenem · Post by **Jimenem** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:21 pm

If you have to take a broken engine out of a bathtub, before you can bathe.

If you mow your grass and find a car.

If your idea of fast food is a bunny rabbit.

Jimenem · Post by **Jimenem** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:24 pm

If you can burp and say your name at the same time.

If your idea of a good time includes two dogs and a piece of raw meat.

if you brag to women about having your appendix removed.

cotton · Post by **cotton** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 9:15 pm

If you have more then 1 broken down automobiles in your yard

Clemmy · Post by **Clemmy** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 9:50 pm

If you pick your teeth in places other than your own bathroom.

Jimenem · Post by **Jimenem** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 9:54 pm

If the term Hodown, brings back memories of your sister tripping over her shoelace.

kasper · Post by **kasper** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 10:26 pm

if you have to wear shoes and have a flashlight to go to the bathroom.

justfacts · Post by **justfacts** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 1:04 am

If all your "Tupperware" says Cool Whip on the side

kasper · Post by **kasper** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:41 am

If you and your dog use the same tree.

If you go to the garbage dump to find furniture.

carreyd away · Post by **carreyd away** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:25 am

You go to family weddings to pick up women.

Your girlfriend's hair is so high it gets caught up in the ceiling fan.

Your home has more miles on it than your car.

More than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general.

Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass.

Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.

Jimenem · Post by **Jimenem** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:44 pm

IF your cousin thinks his son will be the next Einstein just because he stands in the back yard and shouts "Airpane! Airpane!" and you think
"Well, hell he's 14 years old!"

If you dad walk you to school everyday because your in the same grade.

If you refer to the 6th grade as "my senior year."

justfacts · Post by **justfacts** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 12:56 am

when these are your wedding pictures

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 12:58 am

awe bless....................they had mini rolls.................lol

fluffy