New reality show ideas?

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 9:48 pm

Everyone agrees, we just DON'T have ENOUGH reality shows on TV. That's why the talented minds at JCO can converge to give TV producers GREAT ideas for new reality programming. My best thinking comes when I'm driving my car. All this means is that I should pay more attention to the road. Nonetheless:

Canine crappers: alternative title Poochy poopers

Three judges (think Sherman Helmsley, Ricardo Montalban, and Tootie from "The Facts of Life") judge as regular citizens bring in their dogs believing their pet to possesses the most impressive poopy power.

Dogs will be rated on 1) poise when pooping 2) Ease of pooping and 3)size of pile...

Some people may think it's just more worthless shit on TV, but I'm betting there's an audience for this someplace.

sianlee · Post by **sianlee** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:11 pm

Lol man thats funny.

I dunno about you guys in america, but here in australia we have too many reality shows. And its a real pain in the butt. I hate them all cause everyone loves them so much... and its all about sex which is just stupid.

We have shows like Big Brother, Survivor, Australian Idol, The Biggest Loser, etc

If it were up to me, I'd make more comedy shows. I would love to see that show Rosanne back on tv. I used to watch it when I was little and thought it was hallarious. Actually theres a new sitcom comeing out with that chick from Seinfield - Eline! I wanna see it. But yeah, there should be more shows like Becker, Seinfield, Ellen (old one), Rossane etc. I loved them! And we should get Jim to star in it XD that would be cool hahaha

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:30 pm

"Galloping Gifter"

I'm seeing a kindly man...maybe Ricardo Montalban is better for THIS one...and he travels to different houses offering prizes in return for items from the house....

"I will gift you $200 if you can bring me a potato masher."

Contestant runs into kitchen and gets the potato masher.

"Ok...now you HAVE the 200$...I will give you $500 if you can bring me green eye shadow."

contestant finds it

"OK...your total is 700$ so far...I will give you another $1000 dollars if you can bring me an original painting from the wall."

contestant brings it

"Ok...you have $1700 dollars. I will give you $5000 if you can bring me a 'personal massager'...."

contestant brings it

sianlee · Post by **sianlee** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:33 pm

sounds familar... lol but not with those utensils and stuff

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:58 pm

Oh no. If it's already someone else's idea...oopsie.

"The Generic Family"

A family agrees to use only generic brands for 3 months.

lammy · Post by **lammy** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 12:11 am

I have one if you are willing to start it up-

Kareoke night-

Who-ever sings the best that night wins a chance to sit on Jims toilet-

sianlee · Post by **sianlee** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 12:43 am

LOl I was gonna add something to that but I dont think I will.... its rather disgusting lol but funny.

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 12:50 am

inspired by Poochy poopers..........i'm reminded by the annual sheep dump competition which happens just outside Aberdeen........a field is cut up into grid squares with spray paint and you buy a ticket with a grid ref on it.......a sheep is let loose in the field and whichever square it craps in first earns the hoder of that ticket a big prize.........lol............

fluffy

Post by **TNPihl** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 1:00 am

Big Brother for cats.

Videoclip: The 10 cats

A panel of judges will vote a cat out of the house every week.

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 2:08 am

Where's Jared the Subway guy.

I'm sure Subway will want to sponsor this one.

Kind of like "Amazing Race."

Every night at 7 Jared will be at a different Subway.

Contestants need only find Jared and take him out for ice cream.

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:22 am

Tower of Babel:

Take seven people who only know their own native tongue, stick them in a house together and see what happens.

sianlee · Post by **sianlee** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:08 am

rofl Tommy thats funny. you could see cats in a spa, "so how you doin" "meow meow meow"

"Meow brother? I don't like the other kitten... she scratches"

"This is Meow Brother, she will be evicted after her 6th life"

"MEOW Brother thanks so much!! *purrr*"

hehehe

carreyd away · Post by **carreyd away** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:34 am

How about a reality show that just follows people around and doesn't manipulate or re-edit the outcome?

Oh, wait. That's called a documentary.

Never mind.

carreyd away · Post by **carreyd away** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:38 am

On second thought, how about a show called "Last Bug Standing!"

You get an old jar and put two bugs in it, put the lid on (that has holes in it), then shake the jar to see if they fight. Keep agitating them until one of them gets fed up and kills the other. Remove the dead one and add another until the the final bug is the Last Bug Standing. The final bug then wins his weight in sh*t or whatever delicacy bugs eat.

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 1:03 pm

carreyd away wrote:On second thought, how about a show called "Last Bug Standing!"

You get an old jar and put two bugs in it, put the lid on (that has holes in it), then shake the jar to see if they fight. Keep agitating them until one of them gets fed up and kills the other. Remove the dead one and add another until the the final bug is the Last Bug Standing. The final bug then wins his weight in sh*t or whatever delicacy bugs eat.

I LIKE it!!!

It's kind of Godzilla vs. Kong on a mini mini scale.