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Postby quirky » Tue May 03, 2005 10:33 pm

Oh dear....fourth line courtesy of Yoda. Image
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
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Postby nicesock! » Wed May 04, 2005 1:32 am

Oh you guys are to funny!! Is anybody else in stiches! OOOHHH, AAAAHHHH, Breathe. IN-OUT. IN-OUT. Between the poems and the confusion this is a great topic. Keep it up guys and gals.


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Postby nicesock! » Wed May 04, 2005 1:36 am

I loved to be entertained
Especially when I am drained
To Jim I must turn
And lustfully yearn
For a chance to see him again-(d?)
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Postby quirky » Wed May 04, 2005 1:46 am

Some think this guy Jim is high strung
Wears a sock, and I laugh out a lung
JT likes his eyes
And it's no suprise
That our fluffy sure thinks he's well-sung.
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
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Postby mav » Wed May 04, 2005 2:27 am

There was once a girl called quirky
Kind and creative and full-o-positivity
Forgives and forgets
The same she begets
Says 'The Majestic's' a fine Jim movie
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Postby fluffy » Wed May 04, 2005 8:17 am

That our fluffy sure thinks he's well-sung.


whadya mean??.................. :wink: it's his mind i admire..... :lol:

ok it's the whole package.............but particulary his mind....the man is brilliant!! :)

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Postby mav » Wed May 04, 2005 2:34 pm

Navigates Jim on her love chart
Nicesock! is a great laugh tart
Pat on the back
Keeps us from slack
Has 'Liar Lair' in her shopping cart
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Postby fluffy » Wed May 04, 2005 4:42 pm

ok Jim here we go............. :lol:

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Postby fluffy » Wed May 04, 2005 10:21 pm

There is a wee moggy called Daisy,
who's belly is cuddly and hairy
She miaowls to her mummy,
To fill up her tummy,
Her greed is quite frighteningly scary :wink:

(but she's REALLY cuddly with it....... :lol: )
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Postby quirky » Thu May 05, 2005 2:46 am

You'd wear high heels without a fall,


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Postby nicesock! » Thu May 05, 2005 4:39 am

Thanks Jimaverick! I'm in a poem, I'm in a poem. What or who is a moggy?


Today is a day I will never forget
My, how I am proud of my wit. (not!)
To be part of this,
I have such wonderful Bliss.
I charish and love every bit.

That's not really a jimerick is it? Okay here goes.

Jim is a fun loving dude,
who is silly and sometimes a little bit crude. (ok a lot)
He leaves me in stitches.
I almost pee in my britches.
He lifts me out of my moods.

I must be having a sappy day. :) Or maybe I've been listening to Josh Gorban to much. 1- 2- 3- Ok everybody sing. -- You raise me up......
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Postby fluffy » Thu May 05, 2005 4:44 am

moggy-a pussycat :wink:

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Postby nicesock! » Thu May 05, 2005 4:49 am

Oh, That says meow. #-o I should of figured that out, really. Although I do have an odd sense of enlightenment.
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Postby fluffy » Thu May 05, 2005 5:04 am

it's the over the pond language barriers............. :wink:

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Postby Jimenem » Thu May 05, 2005 3:42 pm

Jim Carrey's a really good man
As Olaf he could use a tan
Jimericks are fun
Avoid all the punn
And cram every possible syllable into the last sentence you can.
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