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RT @lauracdmartin: @JimCarrey this gives me hope, even if it is just in NYC #gunswithhistory http://t.co/4wmZAcvbJj

(Thu Mar 19 15:29:05 +0000 2015)

The world has become a giant megamall and the only thing they're selling is dissatisfaction. Make sure your neighbor doesn't get more. ;^•

(Wed Mar 18 22:38:55 +0000 2015)

Takin' a break.This may cause a vacuum,a personality black hole of sorts.Don't panic.I'll twt u when I resurface. ;^) http://t.co/L4MUKwCx4c

(Thu Feb 26 17:20:48 +0000 2015)

Look! I'm more interesting than the Oscars while plunked on my couch eating chips. MY SPIRIT WILL NOT BE IGNORED! ;^P http://t.co/ey6CnmbwEE

(Mon Feb 23 22:23:08 +0000 2015)

So grateful 2 be included among the greatest comic talent of the last 4 gens on SNL 40th anniversary and 2 all of u 4 putting me there. ;^)

(Mon Feb 16 19:55:44 +0000 2015)

"Daddy... will the iCloud eventually block out the sun?" ;^\

(Fri Feb 13 07:21:15 +0000 2015)

Just to get a edge on the competition in 2015, I'm gonna start celebrating on the count of 7! MUAHAHA! Not really. #HappyNowYear <];^P

(Wed Dec 31 17:28:28 +0000 2014)

I wish you all freedom from past regrets, fear of the future and the illusion of time itself. Don't wait for a countdown. #HappyNowYear ;^)

(Sun Dec 28 20:42:34 +0000 2014)

http://t.co/HvonxqGNGa

(Wed Dec 24 02:06:29 +0000 2014)

Feeling powerless? Don't worry. The real slaves are the ones who own us. ;^P

(Mon Dec 22 08:10:15 +0000 2014)

@NickelodeonGenX Great snowman! (:^•)( • )( );

(Sat Dec 20 07:57:54 +0000 2014)

@_kdev May you live long enough to forgive your parents for not loving you. ;^)

(Sat Dec 20 07:52:33 +0000 2014)

Smell a white avatar. ?;^}>

(Fri Dec 19 19:52:10 +0000 2014)

@susiewong2008 Helloooo there, Oliver! What's shakin' bacon? ?;^}>

(Fri Dec 19 19:50:08 +0000 2014)

@PauullyB 150 kids were murdered by the taliban yesterday,creating unimaginable dispair, but I'm sorry you lost your fried dough balls. ;^\

(Thu Dec 18 17:26:53 +0000 2014)

Some laugh at the jokes. Some wonder who I am. I gave you a clue, 'a live saltwater ham.' http://t.co/esX26fTNT8

(Wed Dec 17 00:07:27 +0000 2014)

@RullinaticasR That's really cool. Spanks! ;^•

(Tue Dec 16 21:44:36 +0000 2014)

@RosieD0325 I'm also french and irish, Catherine. ;^}

(Tue Dec 16 21:21:24 +0000 2014)

RT @shane94uk: @JimCarrey is one bloody funny fucker!

(Tue Dec 16 01:24:22 +0000 2014)

@Chillsons if you don't pea yourself, I've failed, Peter. ?B^}>

(Tue Dec 16 00:04:46 +0000 2014)

My first Cricket rifle! Selling guns to 5 year olds. Guns don't kill people. 5 year olds with guns kill people. ;^\

(Thu May 02 23:56:24 +0000 2013)

I just added my voice. Text MYVOICE to 877877 to answer my call. #myvoice 3^}

(Tue Apr 23 18:58:59 +0000 2013)

@iAbood94 It's never to late to let ppl know you love em. ;^)

(Sun Apr 21 23:19:34 +0000 2013)

I love you Boston! Always have. You are brave and beautiful. 3^}

(Sun Apr 21 23:07:09 +0000 2013)

'How Roland Rolls'is my kids bk abt a little wave who learns he's also the whole big wide ocean! Coming ths fall. 8^D http://t.co/EslCJLqOb3

(Fri Apr 19 20:25:33 +0000 2013)

Like it or not, Wayne LaPierre is necessary. Without contrast how would we know what goodness looks like? ;^)

(Thu Apr 18 16:51:47 +0000 2013)

I'd like to thank the congress for reminding us that we should never take them seriously. Hail the corporatocracy! God bless the USNRA! 8^¥

(Thu Apr 18 16:28:40 +0000 2013)

There is no such thing as darkness, just the absence of #BOING! ;^}

(Wed Apr 17 03:39:53 +0000 2013)

My heart bleeds for those poor pple in Boston. It's just too much. ;^\

(Tue Apr 16 09:33:38 +0000 2013)

Birds r pretty but they have horrible farts.They flap their wings to get rid of the stench and fly away so they can't be blamed. Poot! >=}8>

(Mon Apr 15 18:01:17 +0000 2013)

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