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Great news! The Epic National Emergency at our border has had no negative impact on The Leader’s golf game. https://t.co/vhomMI1VPw

(Sat Feb 16 17:01:27 +0000 2019)

The real State of Emergency began in 1946 at the Jamaica Hospital in Queens, NY. Definitely not human. https://t.co/tZDf6qtb30

(Sat Feb 16 01:44:09 +0000 2019)

THIS JUST IN! GROSS GOON STRIKES MORON MOTHER LODE! https://t.co/ZkGDhtsU7h

(Thu Feb 07 21:53:42 +0000 2019)

Lindsey Graham is turning into a Russian bureaucrat. Stooping to protect a man who puts the ASS in foreign asset. W… https://t.co/kCbrsoGeSg

(Tue Feb 05 21:19:01 +0000 2019)

The New American Dream! Get rid of this filth and bring our blue skies back. https://t.co/1ZkcTeN1Xp

(Wed Jan 30 20:52:59 +0000 2019)

NANCY SCORES! https://t.co/qiZqHH0KXm

(Fri Jan 25 20:45:00 +0000 2019)

Roger Stone indicted for lying to the FBI, witness tampering & intimidation. Dresses like a Batman villain, wears a… https://t.co/S4YdHzcnyO

(Fri Jan 25 18:53:55 +0000 2019)

State of the Union, 2019: 800,000 families treading water, Trump and his kind have plenty to eat. https://t.co/77dz2drFQH

(Wed Jan 23 19:31:46 +0000 2019)

Baby snakes. https://t.co/SHhaXwfwZl

(Tue Jan 22 19:04:29 +0000 2019)

A TRUE LEADER https://t.co/KLxXncxm6n

(Mon Jan 21 20:59:23 +0000 2019)

Hey if you're in NYC my political drawings will be on display Jan. 17-20 as part of the Outsider Art Fair. You can… https://t.co/d1XaBTkri3

(Wed Jan 16 20:42:56 +0000 2019)

Not even Fox News’ most warped fraudcasters can help this treasonous boob. https://t.co/hzWMGi71aC

(Tue Jan 15 18:40:41 +0000 2019)

Amazing Gracelessness! https://t.co/NzpPcbtLMp

(Sat Jan 12 16:48:10 +0000 2019)

.@LindseyGrahamSC supports taking 800,000 federal workers and their families hostage over Trump’s ridiculous wall.… https://t.co/ZrR3ABkOfM

(Fri Jan 11 20:13:13 +0000 2019)

34 journalists were murdered last year because tyrants like Trump demonized them for doing their jobs. Maybe this y… https://t.co/bySjJKZc8A

(Thu Jan 10 20:42:13 +0000 2019)

CONGRATS! @TrindaWestman YOU’RE OUR BIG WINNER! Thank you to you and the rest of the wonderfully creative people wh… https://t.co/ZCH6SPuluc

(Wed Jan 09 21:53:11 +0000 2019)

CONGRATS! @TrindaWestman YOU’RE OUR BIG WINNER! Thank you to you and the rest of the wonderfully creative people wh… https://t.co/GKnTFUJfbD

(Wed Jan 09 21:13:12 +0000 2019)

When Trump tries to frighten and decieve the nation tonight, remember to follow every sentence that comes out of hi… https://t.co/aLmzlfGrJH

(Tue Jan 08 23:40:39 +0000 2019)

This is FABULOUS! Keep em’ coming! Download it, finish it your way, sign your name next to mine and send it back wi… https://t.co/Xds770NiSa

(Mon Jan 07 20:30:33 +0000 2019)

Didn't have time to color my drawing today. I figured you could all help me finish it! Download it, do your thing,… https://t.co/Kh8z8mPAIg

(Sun Jan 06 21:19:38 +0000 2019)

Dumb and Dumber and Green Book director Peter Farrelly (probably the nicest man in the world) being honored at the… https://t.co/84MOxZrS6Z

(Sat Jan 05 21:55:02 +0000 2019)

Let’s remember this year that according to very sound scientific evidence, human beings evolved from apes and not t… https://t.co/XyQxqjTOoK

(Fri Jan 04 20:32:34 +0000 2019)

Market falling, deficit exploding, 17 criminal investigations, child prisons, no infrastructure, no wall, no respec… https://t.co/sF0xYgWHph

(Thu Jan 03 22:16:25 +0000 2019)

Louie can’t C. K? https://t.co/8Ii0GVIotK

(Thu Jan 03 16:31:03 +0000 2019)

One last tweet about this Stinker for 2018. Remember — no matter what #PresidentNeverWas says in the New Year... T… https://t.co/PtxllHK5jf

(Tue Jan 01 02:09:24 +0000 2019)

Good riddance, Paul Ryan. And good luck on the board of Oxycontin-Mortgage Fraud-Child Prisons Incorporated. You kn… https://t.co/pn6UDeeXDa

(Sun Dec 30 17:53:30 +0000 2018)

In no way do I mean to disparage the beautiful act of fellatio, whether straight or gay...I just wanna know if the… https://t.co/Vvr0Rgisaz

(Sat Dec 29 20:08:30 +0000 2018)

The stock market is starting to look as volatile as Trump’s signature. Investors beware of #presidentneverwas https://t.co/IwpS1SmIzP

(Sat Dec 29 01:13:31 +0000 2018)

Here’s a picture of our Mountebank-in-Chief signing a blank piece of paper like it’s a real bill. He thinks his fol… https://t.co/mtgbbBwn1g

(Thu Dec 27 22:58:42 +0000 2018)

Now we add a second child to your list of murders. Callin’ it your job don’t make it right, Fraulein Kirstjen. https://t.co/ZYGo6Ny18N

(Thu Dec 27 17:56:08 +0000 2018)

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