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Postby richenoughyet » Mon May 02, 2005 8:29 pm

A private line. Sir?

Middleground is supported by clavicular dexterity.

Sincerely

Romance and Chivalry

ps Beware Brightfire and the Big Bat Bottom.

and oh those 'uckin fish.

No Wuckin' furries you coy sole.
think of life
andlovees
and tea
isn't it fun to be in love with thee
thyself
and then maybe in love
with me
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Postby quirky » Mon May 02, 2005 9:07 pm

The tuna sings at midnight.
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
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Postby nicesock! » Mon May 02, 2005 9:27 pm

Is there a full moon tonight?
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Postby fluffy » Mon May 02, 2005 9:37 pm

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Postby fluffy » Tue May 03, 2005 7:15 am

There was a young girl from Montrose.......
who once stuck a bead up her nose.........
She blew and she blew........
till her lunch she did spew...( :? yuk......lol)
and she ended up feeling morose....in Montrose...(boom boom!!)

the poet Lauriecat........ :wink:

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Postby quirky » Tue May 03, 2005 6:42 pm

Ok, so there I was last night at midnight. Under the bridge, in the trenchcoat and fedora holding the brick of limburger cheese. Where were ya'll? I know you could smell me for a block. Lemme suggest...that if WE are this completely inept at deciphering the cryptic messages...we should give up this whole "taking over the world" lark and just stick to being a ragtag band of merry-makers.
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Postby nicesock! » Wed May 04, 2005 12:55 am

HA Ha! :lol: Gee Brain, what are we goin' do tomorrow night? -- (I loved that cartoon.)
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Re: Ouderless Garlic

Postby lammy » Wed May 04, 2005 2:36 am

richenoughyet wrote:A private line. Sir?

Middleground is supported by clavicular dexterity.

Sincerely

Romance and Chivalry

ps Beware Brightfire and the Big Bat Bottom.

and oh those 'uckin fish.

No Wuckin' furries you coy sole.


?????

What does this have to do with Garlic that don't smell??
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