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Oh how I urine for this all to be over! https://t.co/uzLULtNPLE

(Thu Jun 14 14:52:02 +0000 2018)


(Wed Jun 13 03:09:45 +0000 2018)

Let’s Make A Deal: You’ll be a real world leader. I’ll sway the midterm elections. And together we will save the wo… https://t.co/Ar5ECS1ErQ

(Tue Jun 12 06:09:19 +0000 2018)

Ahhh Milwaukee...where the beer flows like wine! I gotta admit, when I saw this Dumb and Dumber tribute from the Br… https://t.co/NFkPi6JTg7

(Sat Jun 09 00:43:36 +0000 2018)

Congratulations to the Washington Capitals on their Stanley Cup victory! There’s only one thing that would have mad… https://t.co/M5cOymM67x

(Fri Jun 08 17:03:50 +0000 2018)

“Give us your huddled masses yearning to breathe free...and we will lock their children in cages with tin-foil blan… https://t.co/an7179pTda

(Thu Jun 07 18:31:51 +0000 2018)

We sit by as children are slaughtered by the hundreds in their classrooms, taken from their refugee parents and loc… https://t.co/HS4lXOdKlY

(Tue Jun 05 16:53:45 +0000 2018)

Don’t worry folks. Melania is fine. They’re probably just reminding her how to play well with others. https://t.co/qwlyNneX0P

(Sat Jun 02 23:25:28 +0000 2018)

The WORST TERROR a child can experience is being taken from their parents. Would blonde, blue-eyed children ever be… https://t.co/0abX65DBz9

(Fri Jun 01 16:56:17 +0000 2018)

“Hey Dirty Donald, Tricky Dick Nixon, here. The dark one likes the cut of your jib. Taking people’s children away a… https://t.co/GIxXFwyVV7

(Thu May 31 16:46:39 +0000 2018)

The “wall” he intends to build is in our hearts. If you help him, you will wear his mark and your reward will be di… https://t.co/K9RQtY0qte

(Wed May 30 15:38:01 +0000 2018)

NFL -- who exploits players for 3yrs then abandons them to a lifetime of pain -- sided with a draft-dodging racist… https://t.co/MsoUXjNbpY

(Tue May 29 14:59:52 +0000 2018)

1500 innocent children ripped from their mothers’ arms at our border. Lost in Trump’s “system”. Give us your tired,… https://t.co/Fge6DB8tZc

(Sun May 27 20:36:15 +0000 2018)

A word to the castrato Adam Schiff and other Democrats: If you can’t win a PR war against this mobbed up, dirty, ro… https://t.co/oE9d00ccQ2

(Fri May 25 17:24:21 +0000 2018)

Every morning Trump makes special breakfast sandwiches for House Republicans. Devin Nunes eagerly finishes first an… https://t.co/5DA0MsXmAJ

(Tue May 22 14:57:05 +0000 2018)

New Pledge for a Generation Betrayed. https://t.co/yNM27Eq1dg

(Mon May 21 15:25:55 +0000 2018)

And the devil said, “Thanks a bunch Goldilocks. Enjoy the show in Santa Fe tomorrow. Someday, real soon, I’ll have… https://t.co/MBwFXzkRwF

(Sat May 19 02:20:32 +0000 2018)

Robin Williams’ mind was a quantum computer. He was the fastest gun in the West. I loved, respected and admired his… https://t.co/uZTtvBHaQJ

(Thu May 17 16:15:25 +0000 2018)

"Just take the damn meeting and pretend you’re disarming so we can keep this stooge in the White House for another… https://t.co/pzWFHEJ7kb

(Wed May 16 04:04:41 +0000 2018)

Someday they’ll say we turned a blind eye to the suffering and slaughter of our own children and gave ourselves ove… https://t.co/kgtJHglBHJ

(Sun May 13 18:08:59 +0000 2018)

In his desperate and neverending quest for significance, bleaching the bottom teeth just wasn’t a priority. Giulian… https://t.co/A4i0dzCzGu

(Sun May 13 00:24:09 +0000 2018)

Psycho Mike-O ;^P https://t.co/HtarEIER3Y

(Fri May 11 16:58:44 +0000 2018)

Scam-a-gram ;^P https://t.co/9VqAzfW1fX

(Wed May 09 17:22:36 +0000 2018)


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(Mon May 07 19:13:42 +0000 2018)

And let’s not kid ourselves... rotting donkeys stink too. @DNC https://t.co/h5VG6d8YO2

(Sat May 05 18:44:18 +0000 2018)

Elephants take a long time to decompose... and the stench can be unbearable. @GOP https://t.co/g9nUN5lh66

(Sat May 05 18:43:02 +0000 2018)

Ukraine stops investigating Manafort (who helped destroy their democracy, and maybe ours) in exchange for a missile… https://t.co/xaoIiX3n2X

(Thu May 03 20:30:41 +0000 2018)

Hippocratic oaf ;^P https://t.co/sbCsnTkdVH

(Wed May 02 18:18:32 +0000 2018)

“Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing but inwardly are ravenous wolves”                  … https://t.co/A6jwbOmHC8

(Sat Apr 28 15:54:45 +0000 2018)

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